written by owen on 2006-Jan-30.
The woman from Germany stopped emailing me a couple weekends ago. Apparently she got suspicious and felt that I was being dishonest with her. Which in all honesty I had been - truly honest. The english language is very convoluted, that coupled with the fact that she had been reading mine and Stunner's websites. "The site is not really a good place to pick up on your english skills" - I warned with great relish. But she failed to listen. She often swung between the ability to think and behave in a normal and rational manner and partial lunacy. Much like most women. So I consulted similar - an expert/non-compos-mentis. Because in truth and in fact I really liked getting long emails from a worker class girl in germany. Its better than spam and I wanted to fix things. She (the expert) told me not to reply to her(the german) emails and let her cool off a bit. When the cool off point was reached she would email me back and apologize for calling me a rat. And everything would be cop-acetic.
It has been over a week and the expert said that if I send an email I would lose the "battle of wills" or whatever women call it. I miss it though - the emails in my inbox. She would, in brief, irregular bursts send me exquisitely beautiful pictures. Pictures that she took in her photo studio at work. (Not of herself, I know what your thinking, stop it.) I miss decoding the broken english emails that she would send to me almost nightly. Trying to perceive the intended meaning of what she wrote. Her english was improving and I applauded her for that. I would promptly reply to her using the most elementary forms of english as I could. Often times she would misconceive what I said and reply with something from her new dictionary;
> O.K..... Good that you understand me but sorry i
> don't really understand what you are talking about. You haven't done ......gangbangs?...... groupsex?
No body is perfect. It was fun while it lasted.