Anything But Ordinary

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written by owen on 2006-Jan-30.

The woman from Germany stopped emailing me a couple weekends ago. Apparently she got suspicious and felt that I was being dishonest with her. Which in all honesty I had been - truly honest. The english language is very convoluted, that coupled with the fact that she had been reading mine and Stunner's websites. "The site is not really a good place to pick up on your english skills" - I warned with great relish. But she failed to listen. She often swung between the ability to think and behave in a normal and rational manner and partial lunacy. Much like most women. So I consulted similar - an expert/non-compos-mentis. Because in truth and in fact I really liked getting long emails from a worker class girl in germany. Its better than spam and I wanted to fix things. She (the expert) told me not to reply to her(the german) emails and let her cool off a bit. When the cool off point was reached she would email me back and apologize for calling me a rat. And everything would be cop-acetic.

It has been over a week and the expert said that if I send an email I would lose the "battle of wills" or whatever women call it. I miss it though - the emails in my inbox. She would, in brief, irregular bursts send me exquisitely beautiful pictures. Pictures that she took in her photo studio at work. (Not of herself, I know what your thinking, stop it.) I miss decoding the broken english emails that she would send to me almost nightly. Trying to perceive the intended meaning of what she wrote. Her english was improving and I applauded her for that. I would promptly reply to her using the most elementary forms of english as I could. Often times she would misconceive what I said and reply with something from her new dictionary;

> O.K..... Good that you understand me but sorry i
> don't really understand what you are talking about. You haven't done ......gangbangs?...... groupsex?

No body is perfect. It was fun while it lasted.

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  1. yeah, like thats kinda funny owen. owen has relations with german email girls. what else does owen do?

    by michael_halvorsen 2006-Jan-31 

  2. I agree about the battle of wills thing but it's almost a week. Maybe you should just give in since you miss her e-mails.

    by Gods Child 2006-Jan-31 

  3. I don't mind communicating with women in another language.

    Mi espanol no es muy mal! (And you won't interpret that to mean that I expect a reply either owen!)

    by doctord 2006-Jan-31 

  4. @mh relations with german email girls, sounds a way

    @gods child she replied yesterday only to send me the pics she said she was going to send. sent her a email waiting to see what happens.

    only thing I like about spanish are spanish women. I got a zero in that course.

    by owen 2006-Jan-31 

  5. "Only happy when it rains"?
    that's a really sad banner there.
    thanks for dropping by.
    I wish you German e-mails.

    BTW--super polite is good but it gives one a nagging feeling that you can't be real with each other. Not like I enjoy the company of jerks but at the same time, if I can't let my hair down, isn't something amiss?

    by Gods Child 2006-Feb-02 

  6. it depends on how you look at it G.

    I get what your saying now you both were at the beach but everybody kept their clothes on. gotchya

    by owen 2006-Feb-02 

  7. That was funny! Wi bad patois a mad har!
    Interesting you're having an email relationship with a german girl...I'm using relationship loosely here!
    I must admit you had me thinking when you mentioned "exquisitely beautiful pictures".
    But email her and try to explain that we burst into wi dialect sometimes.

    by Stunner 2006-Feb-02 

  8. My body is perfect. :P

    by Taran 2006-Feb-03 

  9. Oh, I see Owen. I thought you were referencing the song by Garbage.

    by Gods Child 2006-Feb-03 

  10. @g That too, I see your quick on your alt-rock. Nice. In fact all the post titles in the logbook category are infact song titles. For example Anything but ordinary is a song by Avril Lavigne. Though my musical tastes are wide and tempermental.

    by owen 2006-Feb-03