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written by owen on 2006-Nov-05.

I had set out on improving my relationships with women. In the hopes that my mother would stop nagging me about it. For almost the entire year I have been in a genuinely nice guy mode. I have almost totally stopped picking up girls on the bus trying to get them to do my homework. I have returned all the calls, emails and text messages received. No more insensitive jokes about the extra weight gain over the christmas holidays. I have even given up on having a "type". As far as I see it being single, as I am, at any moment in time, rain or shine, I should be able to fall in love with any she-devil, at anytime.

I have not gone mad though, there are obvious limits to how far I will travel, HOW DEEP A THRUST MYSELF WILL or how high a mountain I will climb to later fall to my death. I may be open, but not suicidal. The difference now is that the select set of women that I consider "date-able" is much larger than what I had the year before. Like increasing the lotto numbers by one, or twenty. I haven't got much time to waste. Are you ready to jump? Just take my hand.

Every woman I've ever dated has been very different from the last. I do not have a game or process that I go through, everything is new and unique. I stumble into things like a drunk elephant or a pregnant woman. No steps or labyrinths of complicated irregular network of passages or paths in which it is difficult to find one's way. Sometimes random button pushing leads me into uncharted territory, or a bottomless aperture in which to fall. Not planning saves me time and effort. I won't know how far its going to go or when its going to end. My heart is not able to keep up this pace forever. Don't you wanna come with me? don't you wanna feel my bones on your bones? Don't you wanna feel my skin on your skin?

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  1. There is bound to be bigger, better fish in a bigger pool, so thats good! Types are bad! Once the fish can nyam, nyam ee! Thats my policy. Hey, how you like your fish cooked? Roast? Fried? Steamed? Hmmm, how many ways can you cook a fish? Good luck on the hunt and no, I don't wanna do any of the things in your last two lines :)

    by mad bull 2006-Nov-05 

  2. fried until the edges are crispy. smaller fish are more flavorfull.

    by owen 2006-Nov-05 

  3. and i thought this was the lyrics to the mya featuring jayz song from dj clue's backstage album..

    "yes darling jigga man be balling" haha

    by taylor 2006-Nov-05 

  4. I don't know that song

    by owen 2006-Nov-05 

  5. you crack me up every time.

    you know I don't know if I have ever been on what I would consider a date.

    What is a date?

    by Yamfoot 2006-Nov-05 

  6. a date is a particular day specified as the time something happens

    by owen 2006-Nov-05 

  7. Yamfoot, ill take you out on a date, whether you be girl or boy.

    by Tami 2006-Nov-06 

  8. @ Owen, it's always great to see the young ones starting to find their shell. I knew you could do it, i always had fate in you. I'm your biggest fan, go get them umm fish (fried cripsy and dry).
    As for the last 2 lines--haha u wud need to tell me where u going first, no puss in bag roun ere, and bones rubbing nah uhh, painful, ill take the skin. I feel for cheese patty

    by Tami 2006-Nov-06