written by owen on 2010-Oct-27.
I feel like I have not written anything in months. Almost as if all that I am has been enveloped in a cosmic galactic play on words. I am sure there are lessons to be learned. Internet annoyances and real life annoyances are the same thing. Its like following your annoying neighbor on twitter. Twitter still sucks and no I'm not on it, someone stole my nickname. Nothing is sweet about me.
So there are lessons to be learned. The sweet must be found in everything. What is life without questions? We should take our shield and sword and head out into the great unknown like Conan the Barbarian. Conan the Barbarian is like the best movie EVER. Like a girl with big breasts and a insatiable need to go to Haiti, especially since their birth rate tripled since January. I do not know where the time has gone in this Magic City.
I now finally have 120 stars in Mario Galaxy 2. How long has it been? Time flies when you masturbating - thats what she said. My phone is saying "Low battery", I should have charged it. Seems like nothing lasts these days, you just have to keep moving on, hills and valleys, California girls. Hopefully over the weekend strange lights will descend on the city, drawing people outside like moths where a extraterrestrial force threatens to consume the entire human race.