Logbook » Age is on my back

written by DLBG, published 2007-Jun-18, comment

This morning I looked in the mirror and saw an irreversible bulge on my back coming around onto my waist, aka fat. I once saw a gift card saying Happy 40th Birthday, on it there was a picture of a woman brushing her teeth and her bottom jiggling. So the more years you add, the more jiggling and bulges you get.

Now men don’t have a think to worry about, the older they get they better they look, some of them at least. They will also go further by asking you what you are worried about and why as a woman you are worrying about the bulge on your back. Hypocrites, hmmm, they are the same ones who trade you in for a newer model once that bulge makes its way to the front. Oops now you have a belly, a paunch is only cute in men.

Now you may all say I am paranoid but hmmm why do all my exes have new girlfriends 5 years younger than me or more. Go figure. Mind you, I am sure I will be a fabulous 40 year old when I get there, but it will still be 40 and you can only get horny young toads at that point, wanting to spend your money.

When I was 19, I was skinny, cute and broke. Now that I am older I'm far from skinny but gorgeous and not broke. So I'll take Fat and Glamorous for a $1000 Alex.

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Logbook » Dirty Sex

written by DLBG, published 2007-May-04, comment

Along the way some where there is a line that is called crossing the border and jumping over into dirty sex. But where is it? I don't know. I think everybody has a different line. So then if one person does one thing and its normal and another person does it and it's dirty. Then there is no dirty sex or is there? Well I don't know, if I start having it then I will let you know. You know what they say about people who like to talk about sex.

Porn is an art, there is alot of thought put into it. Yeah right. Why does the porn industry without even trying, make such huge margins? Why does a dirty DVD cost twice the amount of a regular one? Simply because you all sneak and watch it at home.

Where is your line? At what point does it become dirty?

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Would you cheat on your significant other if they were impotent or had a low sex drive?

I need to know what the rest of the world's opinion is.

written by DLBG on 2007-May-04, Answer this question¹¹

What has been your most interesting experience?

Cuz I can ask

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Logbook » Love Spell

written by DLBG, published 2007-Apr-25, comment

I heard a song yesterday which just stuck in my head. The title was "I put a spell on you". It basically spoke of a man who put a spell on a woman while she was asleep then when she awoke she was in love with him. Now my first Victoria Secret set was love spell. I still have a set now. It's really nice, I wonder though if it gets up into your nose while you are asleep, if it will cast a spell on you. O.k. I have officially gone crazy, because I am quite amused now. LOL.

Anyway in a way scents can cause you to have illusions of grandeur about a person. Yep every time you smell that scent the person comes to mind. I don't know but lately I have been pretty obsessed with all these damn accessories called scents. Now I have too much. They are nice though. Maybe I will mix them up and come up with a magic potion.

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