Ace of Spades

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written by owen on 2008-Aug-05.

So I went to the supermarket. You'll never find a sentence more profound. Instantly the gears in your mind start to turn. Douging sales people hiding in the ailes is becoming harder that ever. Axe deorderant sales people dressed like dominatrix policeman and pregnant women selling snack drinks that have nothing but water, coloring and 100% vitamin C. Buy 4 get one free. I avoided my second set just as I crossed the household products. With my two samples in hand I indicated that I had already been hustled by thier compadraes in baked goods.

You got to give alittle, take a little. Funny how rain keeps falling on the weekends. Must be something in the air.

Aside from maybe non poisonous snakes and oysters, turtles might actually be the most boring pets ever. Their favorite day to day activites include sleeping, eating and trying to escape the confines of their boring lives like caged monkeys. I constantly have to check if they are dead or have accidently eaten the rocks. I imagine saving for their college education should not be a problem.

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  1. oysters look like nose naught

    by Gods Child 2008-Aug-05 

  2. eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww GC thanks for the mental image

    i threw up in my mouth a little

    and why wud one have a pet turtle?

    by pepper 2008-Aug-06 

  3. did you really? you might talk with your doctor

    by Gods Child 2008-Aug-07 

  4. uhh? Are you serious? Turtles are qute!!! It's fun to see them disappear in their shells or move fast when the common perception is that they are slow. You need Jesus for saying that. sturrups

    by Tami 2008-Aug-07 

  5. Hey the Axe girls aren't that bad. They would motivate me to go to the supermarket!

    I had oysters before, not bad... the sauce was great!

    by Stunner 2008-Aug-06 

  6. axe works--if used lightly

    by Gods Child 2008-Aug-07 

  7. I'm afraid that love would tear us apart

    by owen 2008-Aug-07 

  8. don't fight it

    by Gods Child 2008-Aug-12 

  9. by Tami 2008-Aug-07