written by owen

So I watch television and one of the shows I watch is The Real World on MTV. Now that the Anti-Christ has disconnected my cable company's feed I have nothing to do but write about the things I used to watch. Now this season Real World is full of crazy unattractive white people. I mean really, can't there be at least one fat ass black girl in America who is messed up enough to appear on that show? So if you don't know already The Real world is a show where they select seven people to live in a house together, unfortunately this season they selected the seven worst people EVER!

Now I know that crazy people make good TV but for heaven sakes at least have a balance of craziness. I imagine the producers of that reality show met around a big round table with orange juice and said "hmm lets see what combination of people will most likely result in so some sort of crime that we can catch on camera" - fall away leave me bleeding. Everybody wants a piece of everybody else.

The Real World is one of the only shows that I can still watch on MTV without feeling twice my age. Almost like yesterday when I was not at home early in the morning, hungry and island grill was closed. The only option was burger king I went in and noticed that the menu seemed odd or maybe I have never been in there this early in the morning, apparently its the breakfast menu and apparently the french toast combo meal on the menu is actually a slice of bread and hot water in a cup. :(

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