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written by owen
Mo money, mo problems. They say "the best things in life are free", that person was definately not talking about steamed fish. Drama! I often meet up on/with people who are very regimental. They like to do the same thing over and over again, except in slightly different ways and they tend to hate me because sometimes I MAY wake up early in the morning before the sun and decide to do something the other day instead of building a time machine, going back into the past and doing it the day before. Being swallowed in the sea a idocracy is not to my liking. So much to do so little time. Thank God it isn't snowing outside. Small mercies.
Back to regular life now, I haven't murdered my hair for a good month or so. I'm toying with the idea of just letting it grow out. Free and alive until my head becomes extremely big and people start plotting to do me harm - spin a web for me. Its remarkable how many people get murdered these days over meaningless drivel and parking spots. Just the other day I was looking through some bills when I knocked over my glass of Tropicana destroying any sense of order and prompting me to go to the Mega Mart to buy cake - it will make sense to you - eventually.
I was comparing apples and oranges yesterday while staring through the headache inducing wood fence that blocks my foggy view of the mountains. Apparently the builder-dude, carpenter or jesus himself thought it would look "cool", but never really sat down and tried to stare at a moving object through it. At which point he would realise that it is impossible for multi-eyed people to focus on anything at all outside without going completely crazy. Mysterious ways.
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I concur, mo money,mo problems.
Purchase car -$$$$$$
Maintenance - $$$$$
Gas - $$$
Parking - $$
Girls - $$$$$$$$$$$$
Children - $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
get my drift?
by Tami ( Sat, 07th Jun )
actually kids aren't that expensive, whores on the other hand
reply by owen (Sat, 07th Jun)
I want some more money right now, that would lessen my problems (especially my car problem), I think it's too much money that brings problems. Speaking of cake, I crave a slice of black forest cake right now!
by Stunner ( Sun, 08th Jun )
Bad memories of that dam Black Forest cake...
by Tami ( Sun, 08th Jun )
steamed fish? why would you pay for that? I hate steamed fish. If someone is trying to give you steamed fish, you should give it back.
by Gods Child ( Mon, 09th Jun )
hahaha
reply by owen (Mon, 09th Jun)
I think I am having the experience now where the best thing in life is free.....
My all expense paid trip to chicago....yay
The only price I had to pay was the long trip there....but I can say it is definately worth it....
So Owen I will have a drink for you and toast to the good life....
by Jamila ( Tue, 10th Jun )
remember I like my toast with butter
reply by owen (Tue, 10th Jun)
Skinny boy with his one liners
reply by Tami (Wed, 11th Jun)
stop hating
reply by owen (Thu, 12th Jun)
cake? no cake! carrot sticks... mmmmmmmmmmm
by Pepps ( Wed, 11th Jun )
Black Forest Cake from Sovereign is the best ever!
Mo money month problems...pshaw. It's a myth. I have problems now and I ain't got shit.
by SE ( Thu, 12th Jun )
obviously your richer than you think. OR you've been a very very bad girl and not eating enough.
reply by owen (Thu, 12th Jun)
Wow, suddenly this turned to food. Anyone start growing cassava yet?
by Tami ( Fri, 13th Jun )