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I have a cool website at Be sure to check it out.

This FDNY training is kicking my arse...



Statistically gorgeous and modest.


volunteering, gym, museums, indie/foreign films, cultural stuff, carnivals and photography

Interview Questions

What gifts did you want for Christmas that you didn't get this year?

Oh, I didn't add mine...

A Nixon watch
A papasan chair
Wine of the Month Club :)
Art supplies

How do you feel about peeing in the sea?

The sea, my underpants, the's all the same to me...When I need to go, I need to go.


What would you do if you found out your child is GAY?

Maybe it's just me, but I really don't understand questions like these...

I'd love my child just like I always love them. Granted, I wouldn't agree with their lifestyle, but to disown something that came from me that I had to push out God-knows-how-many-hours in labour? Not a blurtneet.

People don't disown their fornicating, adultering - even murdering children, and those are sins too, right? Last time I checked there was no little sin and big sin.

I won't agree with my kid's lifestyle, but very little would change in my relationship with him/her.

What do you think about the 80/20 thing?

I think it's a bunch of crock...:)

How has 2007 been for you?

2007 was a pretty good year for me: I got a job and the % increase in pay I'd set for myself last year; finally tried out for the FDNY; got over my first love; visited Africa; and saw my dad for the first time in about 3 years. Yeah, it's been pretty good.

How do you like your eggs?

A few women too. Mi nuh want not a fertilizer near mi egg dem. So with that in mind me like my eggs runny so they can dodge fertilization attempts. LOL.

If we talking bout egg whey come from chicken, I prefer those well-seasoned, scrambled with cheese and shrimp. Mmmmmm

What's something you really should throw away, but you can't?

Why can't you?

written by Simplenigma on 2007-May-24, Answer this question5

Simplenigma answered: The pair of black stiletto boots that I've had since 2001. I've spent more money reheeling them than they cost. One foot has a big tear on the top, and the other foot has a hole in the toe. But I just wear them with long flared pants and black socks, and no one knows the difference. Why can't I throw them away? Because they're comfortable stilettos and that in itself is an oxymoron. ... read 4 more

After 10 years, you discover that the wonderful child you've raised is not yours (hospital mixup). Do you keep the child, or do you go looking for your "right" child?

Want to see if there's a difference in response between males vs. females respond...and parents vs. non-parents.

written by Simplenigma on 2007-May-22, Answer this question10

owen answered: I don't have any kids yet but I'd keep the child, because I've already molded him/her into the menace that I wanted and I wouldn't be able to get back all that money that I spent on piano lessons and badminton [friendly]. I'd look for other kid just to make sure that he/shes not smarter than the one I have now. ... read 9 more

Would you rather be wealthy (top 10% of the world) and unknown, or make minimum wage and famous?

Give a reason for your choice...

written by Simplenigma on 2007-May-18, Answer this question17

owen answered: wealthy and unknown. Because be popular and poor would make it near impossible for you to avoid the paparrazzi ... read 16 more

Your house is on fire. Assuming your loved ones and pets are out safely, what 2 material/tangible things would you grab?

Just 'cos!

written by Simplenigma on 2007-May-14, Answer this question11

Gods Child answered: a shoe for the right foot and a shoe for the left. It's no fun to step on broken glass when you're barefoot.[hysterical] okay okay, if I already had shoes on, I'd take a photo album and my wallet. ... read 10 more

What do you say after sex?

I usually say "thanks", but I've been told that's really corny and whack...

Just wanted some new ideas.

written by Simplenigma on 2007-May-04, Answer this question14

Island Spice answered: nothing. nothing at all. *words are violence, in the silence, come crashing in, into my little room ..* jus enjoy the silence [and the afterglow] my girl [innocent] ... read 13 more

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  1. From what I gather she doesn't like ketchup and talks too much. which in my book is a double deal breaker

    by owen 2008-Jul-04 

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