After 25 e-mails you tend to think that the girl is either not interested, busy, crazy, a mother, has a boyfriend, is secretly married, short, cheap, lazy, playing games, thinks your conversational skills suck or is a 40 plus year old undercover police officer writing a book on ophthalmology. Blessed is he that expects nothing. I need to hook up with more girls in my area code.
Its hard to believe that its been two years since the bombs started falling in Bagdad. Weird how time flies when your having fun. The Pope is sick. Watching local news is too depressing. If they found a gun collection in my house I would say that they belonged to my baby sitter. America eats its babies.
There is nothing like a wet, naked, white, girl running through the forest at night - every movie should start that way. - Bigz (the nephew)
If I am being kept alive by a feeding tube I want strawberry ice cream and two beers a day. If your going to feed me that nutritious tasteless crap everyday - I would rather starve to death. Hey I have an idea, what about washing machines that come in 3 different colours? blue, peach and orange.
I have not started any new projects of my own recently and since my chosen career as a fireman slash photographer is not going so well I guess I should get back to doing what pays the bills. Currently I am a web developer and I have been blessed with the ability to build stuff - that is - if I ever actually start building it.
I am thinking of building my very own personals section on this web site (online dating). Which, once completed, will allow hopeful singles and married couples to meet that special someone to spend the rest the night or their lives with. Its not as easy as back in the days of Pretty Woman - prostitutes are much smarter and harder to buy nowadays.
I have the tendency to come up with ideas quickly and change slowly. Thus resulting in that most of those ideas never get placed into action - maybe I should hire an assistant. That "ideas quickly and change slowly" thing I heard sometime ago when I was younger but I have since forgotten where.
Sometimes I like to kick back and watch the sun go by. I am a care free kinda guy like that. As a matter a fact I am a very care free mofo. And it hurts my eyes watching the sun like that - you get accustomed to it - after a while. Becoming carefree is like a job that you have to be very good at. You have to be really insensitive - all the time.
I have shoplifted once maybe twice - maybe three times. I never got caught because I usually planned it meticulously. I am an overthinker. My planning usually involved figuring out what the worst possible thing that could happen, from there anything is possible. Never regret. I always use this theory: "you see those old people over there? they had really great sex when they were younger."
Also I hated my high school, really. I got stuck in the geek group even though I wasn't all that bright. I was branded, everybody knew who I was. I was the most popular geek kid in the school. It was an unescapeable fate, even the teachers were mean. Damn you, damn you all to the sun! Thank god I survived that.
After a night of illegal street racing, I had to get up early for my driving lessons. Apparently you need a license in order to buy a car and drive it really slow. After eleven lessons I can drive the car at 40 kilometers per hour. Any faster an the teacher flips out (like a ninja) and goes ballistic about rules and offensive slash defensive driving. No stopping at the red lights.
I got the ibook laptop - finally. Bone stock, apparently the apple store could not add the upgrades I wanted so I am stuck with it default. All I can say about it is that it is white. Very white like michael jackson standing naked in snow. It works, nice pretty macintosh interface and it glows in the dark. In fact, it glows all the time. Smallest, cheapest one I could get. You still owe me 250 dollars. White, very white.
I listen to a wide variety of music. At any one point in a day I can go for 4 hours on pure Jazz, Blues, and House. A select amount of Trance, Techno and Pulse. Techno helps me think. Sometimes I like Salsa, Latin and Percussion, reminds me of when I went to New York and saw all the hot Puertorican single mothers. I listen to Reggae, Dancehall, Lovers Rock, Ska and Rock Steady but when you live in Jamaica its like everywhere.
michael_halvorsen commented: kings of convenience fucking rock my socks.
i love music.
ibook? now you'll be one of the mac viewers to my site then. cool. ... read 11 more
Sometimes when you are at work, alone, late on a friday night. All the lights, monitors and the air conditioning are turned off. Before you leave you plug in the set of speakers from the cubicle on your left into your machine and you start to play something, anything - doesn't matter.
You grow to appreciate the utter loneliness of it all. Its just like in a horror movie right before somebody gets killed, dragged out into the yard and fed to wild pigs that have been starved for two days. There is nothing there but you, the darkness and the music playing through slightly muted speakers.
You play a few tracks, kick back and realise that it is getting really late. You have somewhere to go tonight but it is the same thing you did friday 2 weeks ago, 3 weeks before easter and yesterday. All your words are falling short because there is so much you want to say.
