ThatCreepyWhiteGuy's profile

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On a good day ThatCreepyWhiteGuy is single, male child, gas station clerk, 41 years young, hangs around a place called "united states".

im 29 not 30


i live in an attic, watch a ton of porn, and listen to metal all day. im 7 feet tall, bald, and have a 2 foot long beard. i wiegh 213 pounds. i am the definition of creepy.


porn, gaming, metal, twinkies

Interview Questions

What do you do on your day off from work?

Sit on the couch til my ass grows to it.

What is the colour of love?

I have decided that it is gold.

If you were a person of interest, what would your alias be?

I would change it back to Ian. If I stayed as Ermac, they would be able to identify me more easily.

Do you care about anything? what?

Twinkies and Mountain Dew.

What are your thoughts on dating the ex girl/boyfriend of a good friend?

What friends? I dont have any friends.

what have you learnt from 2008?

being a hobo isnt that fun

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  1. i got kidnapped by a hot asian chick a few weeks ago. i woke up tied to her bed.

    by ThatCreepyWhiteGuy 2013-Aug-11 

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