The Jamaica photo project » The Crocodile Part 2

written by Jamila, published 2009-Mar-28, comment

Croc lounging on a log in the Black River

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The Jamaica photo project » The Crocodile

written by Jamila, published 2009-Mar-28, comment

Lazy crocodile on Black River on 28 March 2009

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Blog Jamaica » Paintball - St. Thomas - Lessons learnt

written by owen, published 2009-Mar-28, comment

In the format of a list for easy reading;

• The taller you are the more shots you get in the face.
• They make you sign a pre-nup before you can play.
• It really only hurts after the first 2 times. After that you don't even feel the pain.
• Most women will always camp out for as long as you have ammo in your gun, leading to waiting in vain or loss of load.
• You are not too young to get shot in the ass.
• Super low jeans will result in lots of ass out a door.
• Bring your own juice and food, cause there is nothing there but hot dogs and expensive bottled liquids.
• If you shoot the judge you'll have to strip.
• The guns have plastic caps that will fly open if you shake the gun or hold it upside down. If your paint pellets fall out, dog nyam you supper because dem not going to let you put them back into the gun.
• Apparently small teams of 5 versus 5 is better than big teams. People tend to hide more when there are alot of gunners. I'm not fond of hiders and campers. Dam you all.
• People who hold the paintguns up in the air will tend to lose there balls or come on themselves.
• The air cans on the guns make them heavy. My wrist is killing me.
• The place is really not that far from Kingston. Its a 15 minute drive.
• The water paint dries quickly, you may want to wear old clothes.
• You get to spent more time if you go in the off season when everybody isn't on holiday. When people are waiting they'll want you off the course as quickly as possible.
• One hour is a really, really short time, especially when certain people come late.
• Overall it was a good time, well worth the money for the initial go, not sure about the cost for refills or loss of load.
• We'd like to thank the women on the other team for the post game entertainment.
• Next time we could try some one on one, lol. Just to settle any outstanding grudges.

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Video Blog » Casual Friday (funny)

written by owen, published 2009-Mar-22, comment

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Logbook » How we Roll

written by owen, published 2009-Mar-22, comment

As the dove of hope continues to plummet towards the ground, I can still imagine that I will be surprised by the automatic air freshener machine that lives in the bathroom at the office. I can always look forward to it switching on at a unexpectedly random moment like a black panther waiting in the bushes at a concert. (Aren't all panther's black?) and blind me with poisonous gases.

I am still without a creative outlet, hence I've been watching the Science Channel and Animal Planet. I have learnt hundreds of life changing lessons from Survivor-man. Things like macaroni and cheese, wheat bread sandwiches with a side order of caterpillars will prove tasty when trekking across the ends of the earth. Always ensure that you have a dagger, matches in hand for creating a fire and packets of ketchup (gots to have the ketchup).

Hyperbolic Overkill. "Clearly I need to go work in a hole where people interaction is limited and I do not have a boss." Hey I recognize you from facebook! I am finding that the more these online social networks change the more annoying they get. No fire that I can spark. There should be an annoyance meter on everybody's profile so that you can know beforehand whether you want to mark up dem blackboard or throw a duster at them.

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