Wow its 2009, I know I'm late on the uptake. It just takes a longer time for it to hit me - like 15 days or so. What day is it today? It has been 1 month and 15 days since my last entry. For me a new year is like a recurrent herpes outbreak. Its a chance to get caught doing all the things you successfully avoided last year. Something is wrong in that sentence - I know. All the birthdays you forgot last year will be your undoing this year. They'll be waiting, watching from the shadows, ready to pounce on you like a Tax man. Death and Taxes.
I could bore you with the things I learned last year, the people I've come to hate, all the chicken, fish and cows that died so that I can live, California dreaming and so on and so forth, keeping it retro, whatever. I will listen, you talk. I'm sure we've been through this before. My reply is Yes, Yes, No, Maybe, Yes, No.
This year, I have vowed to be an overall more positive person. No longer the miserable harbinger of doom, overseer of the gates of hades, a shadow boxer waiting for you to make your move. I will pat you on the head, and promise you that everything will be all right. We are going to be good friends.
While we are discussing our new years resolutions I bought a new toothbrush. And retired the old one. This one has a tongue cleaner - I have no ideal why - maybe I can get a tax write off - or people apparently have dirty tongues.
So wow, yeah its a new year. I hope you all have realized this. ok cool. As customary at this time of year I change stuff. Now with the unset of a new year I have an excuse to redesign the website AGAIN without people thinking that I have ADD or chic (elegance by virtue of being fashionable).
So the above picture is what the site is going to look like. Yes that is a white background and those are titties. The random mastheads will be back and bigger than ever i.e. the picture.
I will also be implementing someway for you to mark your favourite comments and posts so that when the end of the year comes AGAIN, it will be easier to rank them based on popularity rather than masturbatory self love.
I also may do a email subscription thing for those people who still haven't figured out rss. And also give the option to send you a email when a reply is posted to your comment.
By popular demand you will be able to upload your stupid portrait images. However, I will still be hating on all cell phone and small pictures. Also the maximum size of images will now be increased to 700x525 pixels. This is what that will look like; vs the old
Thats about it for the changes (which aren't finished). Start complaining or suggesting things you may want now.
Leon commented: God, you change your themes like clothes. Nice one though. Like the header. Don't mind coming to that every once in a while. ... read 8 more
vs the old 