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written by owen, published 2008-Jun-14, comment

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Movies » Finders Keepers - Adventure Movies

written by owen, published 2008-Jun-13, comment

Indian Jones 4 (for the lack of a better word) was an "ABOMINATION". That said it wasn't really that bad, if you think of it as "made in the 1980s". Its just like the other movies except obvious things tend to happen at obvious times like whenever you Indy finds something interesting he will usually instantly get caught. Maybe I've out grown it. Tomb Raider seemed to have found EVERY SINGLE TREASURE ON THE PLANET ALREADY. Good adventure movies are hard to come by these days. Especially with all the computer graphics, global warming, deforestation and sex tapes.
I think the main problem with adventure movies is that they are not a re-newable resource. Once somebody goes there you almost always expect that all the traps will get fired and the whole place will simply go to hell - express shipping. Rendering it almost impossible for new people to die in the traps or re-discover the treasure. Its a sad sad tail, almost like the movie "National Treasure". What happened to movies like Sinbad, Pitch Black, Aladdin, 13th Warrior, The Mommy, Kull the Conquerer, or Conan The Barbarian? Have we set up motels and mini-marts at every corner of the planet rendering it impossible for anybody to lost? No more treasure on the open seas?
I remember back in the day (when the earth was flat) all you had to do was wake up drunk on a boat in the middle of the ocean with a map, someone to impregnate and a compass - you would end up on a island filled with a monkeys, cyclops-es and angry things that were pissed off because you disturbed their island paradise with your rap music and poor fashion sense. lack of trendy-ness. You never really need to know how or why you ended up there. All you cared about was the secret treasure, magic, keys to stuff and avoiding the next thing tries to eat you.
So say for instance you can't find a deserted island with a active volcano (because islands expensive nowadays) you could always go off to a place like Ireland, Scotland or Greenland or one of those "land" places. I'm sure you can find actors and camera people who AREN'T LAZY. You could even make a reality tv show or something - on second thought - no - because more than likely somebody will end up NOT WANTING TO FALL INTO THE BOTTOMLESS PIT BECAUSE THEY FEEL SICK - amateurs. I've run out of ideas. its just not the same.

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Pimp Juice » Blue Goodness

written by Simplenigma, published 2008-Jun-12, comment

My favorite is actually the Green Goodness and the Perfectly Protein, but I drink this one because it's packed with B vitamins and Biotin (and I feel like I'm going bald).

All natural, no sugar added. The best stuff on earth.

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Pimp Juice » Pine-a-Loo

written by owen, published 2008-Jun-10, comment

The nephew bought this one - not sure why. Made with 100% real jamaican pineapples and callaloo. Other ingredients: ginger, purified water, cane sugar, sitrus and ascorbic acid, potassium cor-something, something. Tested by the scientific research council (SRC).

On the side it says;

Mystic Powers
Stand for something...
or fall for nothing
no one can make you feel inferior
without your permission

Then it goes on to explan what Jamaican callaloos and Pineapples are but I am sure you already know (and I caan badda type it)

Made by Mystic Juices, Island Healthcare (876)359-8256

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The random photo journal » Thanks

written by owen, published 2008-Jun-10, comment

I have no idea why that sign is there. It wasn't there this morning.

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