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Logbook » Last Night A DJ Saved My Life

written by owen, published 2007-Jun-03, comment

So I was there at the street party. Very early, while they were setting up, I dred leaving somewhere, that I am, to go somewhere else. Infact I either go there early or reach very late. Long before the other people started gathering in front of the wall which we had designated as "our space". Because in general, Jamaican-party-life is either you going to be out there dancing like a maniac, rocking like a chair or watching from a safe distance like a green lizard. I choose the latter because I like green. Pick your spot carefully. Maybe I'll get dragged out, I will act all angry and tired and leave. I can't get angry. You know I only say what I mean which is why I don't drink in great quantities. With nothing else to do but stare at the other women that pass, clear my ears hoping to reduce the ringing induced by the loud speakers. We saw something in each other that niether of us liked.

I was paying ransom to the guys who stole my washing machine. When I thought to myself how one person can come into your life and steal the one thing a cleans your cloths. Then I called my mom. I never usually talk about my mom very often because she nags me. Her world and my world are very parallel, yet very different. I love her for it. I need people to nag me. Mainly because she isn't in the same country as I am. I've made the mistake, yet again, for the first time. Heaven forbid I mention a woman to my mom, the heavens would open, the earth would shake and hail would rain down on me with the nagging. You should ever hear the marriage tips she bestows me, straight out of the 1970s.

I've been really, really busy and staying out really really late at nights like bat-man without the cave and the cool bullet-proof car. See the light on your face, let it shine, let it shine. Being more annoyed than I've ever being - I have never slept so well in my entire life. I could flip out any moment for the lack of sleep like a ninja monkey. Lost, but still I haven't been to the supermarket in weeks. I living off leftovers and take-out. Never call me at night, your not going to get me. I need to fall from grace. zerging.

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Simplenigma commented: "I dred leaving somewhere, that I am, to go somewhere else..." LMAO...This is hysterically funny. ... read 7 more

If you were offered the opportunity to have the most unbelievably happy year of your life (immeasurable happiness), knowing that it would be followed by a very painful death, would you still take it?

Why or why not?

written by Simplenigma on 2007-May-31, Answer this question3

owen answered: you just love the long and whinding questions don't you? I say too much of one thing is never good. So I wouldn't take it. I'll continue to ride the rollacoaster of my life. ... read 2 more

what's in a name?

Tell me if you think this is wrong

If you told me your baby's name but the way you spell it is an accepted pronunciation for a different name and I tell you--would you feel bad?

i.e. you name the baby "Sana'a" but expect me to say "Sanai" and I tell you that is "Sana'a", would you be mad?

written by Gods Child on 2007-May-31, Answer this question10

owen answered: parents that give their ugly children special sounding names are for the lack of the better term stupid. I'd be mad if somebody was parking on my kid's domain name. ... read 9 more

If you could be a fly on the wall for any conversation, past or present, which would you choose?

Why?

written by Simplenigma on 2007-May-29, Answer this question9

Stunner answered: I man nuh inna no eavesdropping, and if I was a fly on the wall I would be far outa harms way! ... read 8 more

Blog Jamaica » Caribbean Fashion Week 2007

written by owen, published 2007-May-27, comment

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June 6 - 10 Kingston, Jamaica.

If your gonna drag me out of my house on a sunday, it better not be to see models, capoeira and folk singers. No I don't have the touch. Why must there always be a VIP area? And when you say "complimentary, ultra all-inclusive" what exactly do you mean? It better not be more paint and shrimps.

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Hayo commented: Sounds like fun, minus the folk singers. ... read 20 more