I woke up and I felt like I had not posted since the start of the year, working on side projects and general intellectual masturbation. Where does the time go? Maybe I have delegated myself into a ring of distraction. I will probably finish something completely at some point or not.
I don't think that cranberry water is a "upgrade" over a soda especially since cranberry water is not significant source of anything and I have to pay a extra 10 dollars to get it. With soda at least you get bubbles that sing only to you.
Yesterday I let a shirtless little boy cross the road on East Street. He could not be more than 9 or 10. He was at a precarious spot around a corner, watching the cars, trying to cross the road, pushing a big-ass bicycle. It was one of those 10 speed bicycles with the curved handle bar, no decals, a solid bronze colour, it was obviously old, probably a hand me down. He said thanks as he reached the other side and I waved back at him as I drove off. I probably saved his life or maybe he saved mine. We'll never know. I was watching my rear view carefully and there weren't any cars behind me. I could have driven past but I felt that I had to see him across the road and at that moment I was responsible for him and that was something I could not leave to chance.
In an instant I look over and I see an old woman judging me based on the muffins I have in my basket at the supermarket. Its seems impossible to go anywhere in society today without being judged. Just because I forgot to pick up two pound of flour, sugar, a stick of butter and a bottle of white rum - it does not give you the right to judge me!
School definitely teaches you something, but it does not teach you how to love. If you do not love something and you plan to go to school so that you can learn to love it , then you may be disappointed in the end. Love is what we need. If you love to cook, go to cooking school, you have cooks that make tons of money. Find something to love then find a school. Pay for it in cash or work a couple years as a intern at any company that will take you. Stay away from drugs.
I have work to do. I do not think there was ever a time when I was free of work since maybe high school and even then there would be points when the holiday could not come soon enough. If I am lucky will I will find a way to reduce the contrast between the parts of work that are fun and the parts that exist to torment my soul.
TheAinzlee commented: interesting... I have a question. Do you think we should do what we can until we can do what we want or just go str8 for the area we love? ... read 2 more
The year has passed so quickly and the amount of people that died was astronomical. Not to mention the fact that the grinch stole christmas. I feel like I had just found a big piece of tomato in a little sandwich and it so big that I have to pick it out and throw it away out of utter disgust. If you start the war - how is it going to stop?
I forgot to do a christmas post. Christmas was a hectic time and I had to driving people around like a monkey on a safari in the north pole. It the beginning of a new year and something has managed to change ever so slightly to the point where I get annoyed. Annoyances is apart of life like taxes but do not let them get the best of you - tomorrow is another day.
This year is either going to be the best year ever or total apocalypse. Usually I don't mind odds like that but I have watched enough movies to know when things just look strange and music starts playing and monkeys start throwing shit that I need to map out the location of the nears cave and keep rations under my bed. I need to invest in a solar power microwave oven.
My Christmas done gone disrupted to the point where i just want to curl up into a ball and hibernate like a bear or a honey badger. Now that I am older and considerably more hairy, sleeping for long periods of time is most comforting, I'm trying to survive the silly season without getting another speeding ticket from a policeman hiding in the bushes. Like thieves. I mean its the middle of the DAY! I still young, I ain't had no kids, why you gotta be pushing me man? why you gotta be pushing me?
Did I mention that its cold? So cold that I wish I had breasts, lovely breasts. Can't tell me nothing. I need as much fat as I can get because my skinny frame cannot take these cold floors and cold hearts much longer, I NEED LOVE! More than I could give. The Lion King was a great movie, I stopped watching cartoons after that, what more could you need? Cruel, cruel world. If it makes you happy then why you so sad?
It started raining so bad last week that I thought all the politicians would drown but alas that was not the case. Why God why? It was all good until a week ago. Don't worry I noticed I have alot of question marks in this but I can't help it - I was kinda haphazardly writing this for the past week, in between naps, trying to ward off the unset of flu. Cherish the day. Everyday is Christmas and every night a New Years Eve.
Sometimes I wait until it gets really overcast and then I leave the office (on foot) for lunch. If I am lucky it would rain so hard that a river would form in the street in front of the building. A good rain would produce enough water that only a twelve year old would be brave enough to cross it and not reach St Thomas Pond. If that doesn't work there is always the chance of a freak storm to soothe the soul.
A local fast food establishment has started making smaller cups for their "all you can drink" locations. It is not immediately noticeable like the time they tried to make bigger ice cubes and the machine would just jam up all the time. This time the cups are tall but slightly thinner. I presume they have been slowly slimming them down over a period of years. They are either incredibly smart or incredibly stupid. But I am glad they are playing an active role in encouraging people to exercise. Too bad the soda is watered down as well.
Continuing on my path of self discovery, I find that there has been a rampant increase in slavery. Slavery is everywhere. Slavery is like a women with big batty is a trouble to a man. There are no two ways about it. Problems are everywhere and it seems everybody has an alternate agenda to everything they are selling. Everything is a popularity contest between someone or someone like you.
Gods Child commented: every time I turn around someone is trying to sell me something. I especially noticed this when I tried to watch the Thanksgiving Day parade. Only the marching bands weren't for sale. ... read 2 more