I can't stand those movies with the fake accents. I feel insulted as a Jamaican cus nobody says "Yah Mon", but I understand in some sense. They really don't understand a real Jamaican. I've seen movies with real Jamaicans and they actually have English subtitles for the translation.

"my phone must have been off"

* Junior Gong - Pimpers Paradise (well the whole jamrock album)
* Lifehouse - every song pon di album especially 'Blind'... or maybe that was released in 04?
* The Donnas
* Mariah Carey - Shake u off
* Shakira and Sanz - La Tortura
* All american Rejects - Dirty Little Secret
* James Blunt - Beautiful
* Chris Brown - Run it

Too much to list, this list will never end

Definitly a vampire! Werewolves are to hairy. Vampires maintain their youth and have better skin, I think! Vampires just kick ass, did y'all not see underworld?

Gorillas all the way! they r just bigger and meaner. Mojo jojo always loses, anyway

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks
into a house to look for money and guns, and finds a young couple in bed. He
orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the
bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes to the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband tells the wife:
"Listen, this guy's an
escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably
spent lots of time in
jail and hasn't seen a woman for years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he
wants sex, don't resist. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you.
This guy is probably dangerous. If he gets angry, he kill us. Be strong
honey. I love you!"

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in
my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we had
any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!"