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How do you save a life?
Just in case you need to.
written by owen on 2007-Mar-26, Answer this question13
Gods Child answered: call 911 ... read 12 more
Logbook » Vienna
written by owen, published 2007-Mar-24, comment
I was walking back across the open lot after buying Chinese food. It was dusk and the rain was drizzling rather slowly but enough for me to feel it hitting my face and making the ear near my nose cold as I whisper. As I left people standing in the shelter I thought this would be a really poetic way to get sick and die WITH PURPOSE. In the pursuit of happiness. My morbid nature keeps me centered, objective and focused like a rabid monkey. I know it pisses you off. I'm short on money, restless, I need to visit the bank, I haven't been there in a while.
I do tend to push the boundaries a bit when I write. It is always open for interpretation. I don't take myself too seriously for I might miss out on a good opportunity to write something truly new and original. Rather than something teach-ed, lol. I am a man of many parallel seasons. I wait for bad things to happen. People really dont mean a thing to me, as long as they are happy I am ok. Dont give me your cross to bare I have enough. Don't weigh me down. I thrive on sunshine. But seriously, because your old enough to be my mother doesn't mean that our love is not ment to be, our star not ment to shine, nor that the children which come forth from our incest would not have good hair. Pull me out of your crash.
As I'm sitting he contemplating how I'm going to have a good week, this week. I run through the old news on my laptop. I had set my cellphone ring tone to the ask-a-ninja jingle. I was surprised as to how much hearing the sound of it ring effects my emotion. It is as if my mind has programmed itself into reacting to the sound of the little device. As if I sit waiting for it ring, so that I can pick it up like a small child in my arms. A day old child that is controlled by an evil spawn of satan, bent on leaving me waiting indefinitely. Mental Slavery. Long sentence. As a test, I went into the settings and made it ring - it feels good, for absolutely no reason at all. Effect is a funny thing. This week is happy week. Any suggestions as to how I should spend it?
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Mad Bull commented: You could "Live Red" for the whole week. Ok, thats probably not a good suggestion. What do you like to do? Just do that, plenty. If you get bored eventually, mix it up. Do the thing you like to do second best for awhile. Have fun and be prepared to write a 500-word post on how you spent the week next Saturday ... read 145 more
The random photo journal » Kimberly
written by owen, published 2007-Mar-24, comment
Wasn't entirely my fault. Partly. Nobody really noticed until the bank girl pointed it out.
taylor commented: dress is on the wrong way right? ... read 5 more
Blog Jamaica » Miss Jamaica tek wey harself (version 2)
written by owen, published 2007-Mar-24, comment
Translated into Creole from original post by AnnieK
Suh mi did a read Leon's thoughts on...Sara Lawrence's dethroning. Mi nuh tink dem odder Mis Jamaikans woulda haffi do abation or tink bout it. Mi fin seh it tuf fi get dem dem type a gal pumpum. Dem dem…stuck up laka acki. As if bareback…nun a dat. Fi mi search musi ole in a dis a place weh mi liv. Ina 1 year an come straight out di odda.
As fi di belly dash weh ting, shi kud da dun it inna secret by tekking a mawning afta pil or sinting laka dat. Bad an nuh bad, wusa tings dem hide from Jamaikan public. Anno everybaddi fool fool laka some people. Cut lung tory short, you caaan wah keep belly wid crown. And di way shi meega shi caan hide it edda. It jus nah go luk right suh a beta shi gwaan weh shi ago. A wah shi wuda a seh to di yout dem, meega, up an comin Miss Jamaikans dem? Anno like sey shi did maried - it wudda bad and no so bad. But be reasonable, 2 bull caan rule inna one pen. Gal hav tings fi du.
Shi duh di right ting AFTA shI Duh di wrong ting and dats all dat mattas. by "wrong ting" I no mean seh shi nuffi share har prizes wid simaddy but wusa "wrong ting" by not applying anti-breeding teknology. Coulda hap'n to anyone - Well nuh realli still, fus yu would haffi ugly enuff fi win di compitition, den you woulda haffi hav di breed-ability fi breed an anno everybaddi breedable haaat tall. Prevention betta dan cure. Guh tru my gal nuh watch nuh face. Tek weh uself. Pickney a blessing pon us all still. yousimi. more time.
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Gods Child commented: that's a translation? I'm lucky I'm Jamaican. ... read 4 more