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Honey boom boom

written by owen, Thu, 31st Jul 2014 at 9:52 pm

I usually just stick to a smirnoff ice but since I didn't drive and there was an open bar with no bartender; at the pool party I kinda went experimenting with the wide selection of vodka until I hit up an American Honey bourbon and I must say it's delicious. I think this the thing that old men sit in bars all day and drink until they have big beer bellies. Its definitely a creeper, sweet and supple like a (insert something here). I left the party with the bottle because I have no shame and love knows no boundaries.


Island grill baby

written by owen, Sat, 26th Apr 2014 at 1:28 pm

I hope they know that all these thick plastic cups are going straight into landfills where they will sit there for another 50 years because they are indestructible. Does this look like a small soda to you?


CranBerry Juice

written by owen, Fri, 14th Feb 2014 at 2:00 pm

Pure Country. Anybody else sick of dam cranberry juice? its so played out! You know what I miss? I miss tangerines. I want some tangerines! When I was a boy tangerines were the perfect orange. Now they seem to have gone extinct. I think think the cranberry people are plotting against tangerines.

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Ojays Premium Guava

written by owen, Thu, 21st Nov 2013 at 1:31 pm

I usually avoid red coloured beverages but I was in the Hi-Lo Cross Roads supermarket and decided to give this one a try. Plus it is a "Natural Product of Jamaica". I always buy Jamaican products when I can in the vain hope that it would have some effect on the economy. But anyway the drink was kinda thick and tangy. It does not have that sweetened taste that you get from juices that claim to be real juice. It gets my seal of approval.

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Fresh Extracted

written by owen, Tue, 29th Oct 2013 at 1:15 pm


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