Miss Jamaica tek wey harself

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written by owen on 2007-Mar-19.

So I was readin Leon's thoughts on...Sara Lawrence's dethroning. I don't tink many of di ather Miss Jamaicans woulda need to have abortion or even need to did taught bout it. My research did has proven it pretty hard to get pumpum from hanyone ah di contestants dem. Dem stuck up laka hackee. On di adda hand, even harder yet, in optimal conditions, to get it bareback. But still, most likely my research datta probably too old to be of any good use nowadays, hin dis hear society dat we being living inna. In one ear and come straight out de odda.

As for the abortion ting, she coulda done it without not a sole knowing. Even by taking a morning hafter pill or someting like dat. Bad and noso bad, worst things a have been hideing from the Jamaican public. Anno everybabbi daff like some people. Long story short, you caaan have belly during yu reign. And di way she mawga she caan hide it edda. It just naaw go look right. Better she tek wey harself. What kinda message she woulda being sending to the young, mawga, up and coming Miss Jamaicans dem? Anno like sey shee did married - it woulda bad and no so bad. But be reasonable, 2 bull caan rule inna one pen. Gal have responsibilities.

She did do right ting AFTER she did the wrong ting and thats all dat mattas. And by "wrong ting" I no mean sey she shouldnata share the prizes wid somebody but more "wrong ting" by not using adequate anti-breeding technology. Coulda happen to henyone - Well no really still, firstly you would haffi ugly enough fi win di competion, den you woulda haffi have di breed-ability fi breed an anno everybaddi breedable haaat tall. Prevention betta dan cure. Go tru my girl no watch no face. Tek wey youself. Pickney a blessing pon us all still. yousimi. more time.

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  1. Wow, this really is a big topic with the jamdowners, nuh true?

    by mad bull 2007-Mar-20 

  2. I got inspired to write something on the topic. Even got a liguist to translate it into creole again...will post it up soon. It crazy [misc]

    by owen 2007-Mar-21 

  3. *applause*

    "firstly you would haffi ugly enough fi win di competion"
    ha ha
    isn't that so true. Some of those girls are not cute at all.

    by Gods Child 2007-Mar-21 

  4. sorry, G, cute doesn't win bueaty pageants lol

    by owen 2007-Mar-21 

  5. I wonder what does.
    money? popularity? a really great national costume?

    by Gods Child 2007-Mar-22 

  6. poise?

    by owen 2007-Mar-22 

  7. Are you really saying that the winners are not usually beautiful women? I would have to disagree with that. Yeah, the winner may not always be THE MOST beautiful, but usuallly they look damned good anyway.

    by mad bull 2007-Mar-22 

  8. Its in the eye of the beholder. GC was hating cause her cuteness caaan get her anywhere near 5th place. I just said it to be funny while in "character"

    by owen 2007-Mar-22 

  9. dead last is okay by me 'cause what I lack in beauty I make up for in brains and charm
    Is there a Mr. Jamaica contest?

    by Gods Child 2007-Mar-23 

  10. dead last? though I'd think you had enough brains and charm to at least win.

    thankfully, no

    by owen 2007-Mar-23 

  11. :s i see what you saying kid.. kinda agree as well. but did you know that the lady responsible for the competition was willing to kinda over look the rule. meaning if sara didn't step down she could still be miss jamaica.. how unfair though? to bend the rules for one person.. It was in the gleaner i think wednesay or thursdays paper

    by taylor 2007-Mar-23 

  12. Did someone really translate this for u? cos I think u lost some in the process [misc] Mi feel it fi har still.. but really.. she's a bright girl, whapen to morning after.. she forgot she signed the contract or wha?
    GC: yes there was a Mr. Jamaica contest.. first couple were REAL fine.. look like it drop off tho..

    by Island Spice 2007-Mar-24 

  13. Well, next time I come to Jamaica, we can hold our own Mr. Jamaica contest. Sounds good nu true? In fact, maybe I could do a few practice runs right here in New York.

    by Gods Child 2007-Mar-24 

  14. I don't really have much to say bout this. I think shi did the right thing by keeping her child and that's one thing Miss World should stand for. How can she go to foster homes, homes for children with HIV and raise money for them, but kill her own? Keep yuh pickney gal! If she got pregnant by accident, well, that can happen to anyone.

    by Stunner 2007-Mar-24