written by owen on 2006-Oct-22.
So its autumn which means absolutely nothing but the fact that the hurricane season is over. And there are a newer set of things to look out for in this new season. It takes me a moment to adjust. Which is one of the reasons why I don't drink hard liquor, live dangerously or talk to women with ugly feet. Compare it to a fear of losing control and going off on a murderous killing spree across the island, and accepting campaign donations from unscrupulous oil companies. My bed is half covered with old clothes that I have been sorting through for the past couple weeks or a month.
I am not sure anymore, more so when I have to cut my hair late at night for fear of being stopped by armed security. Worst with the apparent upsurge of stingray attacks. God only knows what they are planning next. Rabid stingrays are taking over. I would vote for a stingray president. I haven't been near the water in months, terrorists in the air, terrorists in the water.
I have about 5 hours of stuff left to watch, read or listen to. Its one of the benefits of the new computer age in which we live. At anyone point you know-right-away, right from the start how much of your life your going to have waste away just to get a few moments of satisfaction. The resolution, knowing that your right on top of everything. Not necessarily EVERYTHING but enough so that you get the FEELING. Because the feeling is what its about. I'm working on that in my secret underground lab. Soon you'll be able to buy FEELINGS off the internet. Think about how much simpler life is going to be.
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It sorta hard to put bat to ball on this one. I think its because of the crazy labrador that you have running around the place, along with the shotta (with M16) he carries with him on a chain. What is it you guys have protecting so? Oh... is the old clothes that Henry Morgan used to wear nuh? Antique stuff, I guess...
by Mad Bull 2006-Oct-24
hahahah, dat no mak no sense
by owen 2006-Oct-26
Wow, this is longest post I've seen from you, what happened?
by Gela 2006-Oct-25
really G, I don't know maybe I'm not getting enough sleep
by owen 2006-Oct-26
huh?!
and here i thought jamaica was all about enjoying great music on the beach with beautiful women, the sun shining down with a spliff in one hand and a drink in the other!
c'mon man, show me your pussy!
by jimbo 2006-Oct-25
We only hang out like that on the weekends. During the week the beautiful women have to work. VisitJamaica.com
by owen 2006-Oct-26
how can you tell when women have ugly feet if they are wearing closed-up shoes?
by Gods Child 2006-Oct-25
@ Jimbo - Hellz yeh! We have a hit!
@God's Child - Umm, when they take it off for example.
I think Owen's blog is just like his mind, arbitrary and confusing at times. You can make sense of each situation but they seem to be happening simultaneoulsy which might be hard for some to follow if it's not a everyday thing. Here i go again analysing!
Anyways in Jamaica now almost everyone getting pedicures, the toe nails are becoming longer with an assorted array of designs. Got forbid if one shud pop off, it throws off the whole pinyata theme, but ghetto fabulous femme's dont care either way.
by Kash 2006-Oct-25
damn skippy. its been too many hours wasted away to get a lil satisfaction already. I REFUSE to be Meredith Grey. and I REFUSE to put that in my mouth. You had me fooled. I was weak but now I recognise. You are a monster.
by Island Spice 2006-Oct-26
Pain comes in all forms. The small twinge, the bit of soreness. The random pain. The normal pains we live with everyday. Then there's the kind of pain you can't ignore. A level of pain so great that it blocks out everything else. Makes the rest of the world fade away. Until all we can think about is how much we hurt. How we manage our pain is up to us. Pain. We anesthetize. Ride it out. Embrace it. Ignore it. And for some of us the best way to manage pain is to just push through it. >>
by owen 2006-Oct-26
At some point, you have to make a decision. Boundaries don't keep other people out. They fence you in. Life is messy. That's how we're made. So, you can waste your lives drawing lines. Or you can live your life crossing them. But there are some lines... that are way too dangerous to cross.
by Island Spice 2006-Oct-26
I hate the lines that just appear out of nowhere like magic monkeys. Your going really fast down a highway and you just see a line appear, you crash into it and die, a fiery death. Women are like highways - Highways with toll booths, speed traps and poorly maintained confusing signs that are hard to read when covered in bush and damaged by previous accidents that occur due to poor planning and stupidity.
by owen 2006-Oct-27
Nuff crazy things going on in Jamdown and the world too!
by Stunner 2006-Oct-28
Bwoy owen, I knida confused here....but anyway.
Doh buy that Civic I see you mention at Mad Bull site that value 435 and de yute a sell fe 520. Him MTR (mad to ra$$)
by doctord 2006-Oct-29
yeah the comments kinda confusing now but anyway yeah him mad but I don't know every body inna jamaica tief especially di honda people
by owen 2006-Oct-29
I agree with you re the Honda, Dr. D. Owen, buy a Nissan. Cheap, dependable and parts abound!
Re the comments, we are just trying to emulate the master, Sir Owen :-)
by mad bull 2006-Oct-30
it seems that cheap-parts goes hand in hand with car thefts. I'm not too sure about nissan.
I think its the Replies that are thowing him off. I need to change the color or font size or something. hmm...
by owen 2006-Oct-30