written by owen on 2006-Jul-23.

Yesterday it finally happened. The event I had feared for so long, finally happened unexpectedly like an ice burg that hit my titanic and sunk it to the depths of a very deep deep, bottomless ocean full of craters. With a cubby white girl shouting "Jack, Jack, Don't leave me". A redheaded girl with a seemingly endless desire for drama, running and spitting. I have always liked that movie. Not only for the death, nudity and running but for the people falling from the top of the ship and hitting rails as they fell. Physics is insensitive but cool like a rabid monkey, calm when asleep but steadfast like a ninja.

And yesterday it happened. The penultimate event - a meteor speeding towards earth, headed straight for a major city. You would think its just a regular space launch of scientists but in fact they are actually launching oil-drillers bent on blowing up the meteor with a nuclear device. Poor meteor. Why does saving the earth always involve blowing something up? Can't we all just get along?

My ipod headphones where ripped form my ears. I knew it would happen sooner or later. One or both of the ears would stop working and I would be reduced to getting a pair of regular black head phones. I had not a Motorola phone or gucci shades. Nothing with which to lure women. Got nothing but love baby - eight days a week. All I had that was cool were those head phones. Get fancy. My last bit of personal style, gone. The fashion police are going to get me for sure. I'll have to wait until they build an apple store in Jamaica. That in itself is highly unlikely. Blogger linkup wednesday.

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