written by owen on 2010-Mar-19.
You threw me away now I'm out of style. One theory is that the earth is actually round and made up of plates than are floating on a molten core BUT I still believe the earth is flat and they just telling lies so that we have to spend all or money on expensive plane tickets and get radar scanned on a regular basis. Slaves to the commercial airlines, government propaganda and dish networks. Soon they'll start telling us that the moon is not made of cheese.
At one point I wondered what I was supposed to do with the sauce thing and I started dipping cucumbers into it but it was totally tasteless like it was some kinda salad dressing but by them it was too late, I had already started rubbing the vegetables into the barbecue gravy that was running off the chicken. I was running out of it fast though, sadly.
You haven't lived until your back wheels reach terminal traction and you start experiencing extreme over-steer in all directions. What was a ordinary turn of events becomes measure of extremes on a front wheel drive-train. The backside takes on a mind of its own and is all too happy to keep going in one direction. By the time you start facing in the correct direction 3 blood vessels would have exploded in you brain. You have entered a place called the twilight zone.