what is wrong with this picture?
written by owen, published 2005-Jun-23, comment
Van
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The random photo journal, page 7
random pictures, taken by people with little stories attached. submit your own photo
AngryDog commented: Do Not Lie Flat! ... read 13 more
spacey
written by michael_halvorsen, published 2005-Jun-04, comment
spacey... the physco jack russel who likes to pee on people.
friend of mine owns spacey.
michael_halvorsen commented: hell yes. ... read 1 more
The gap
written by owen, published 2005-May-23, comment
When buying pants you never really know what your going to get. Unless of course your lucky enough to have a constant supply of designer clothes. Custom built by JLO herself in a sweaty factory in the Bronx. If not, then your looking at a world of a random, assorted puzzles and metal detectors. Usually I forget which size to buy but the sizes don't mean anything anyway - you have to try it on, lower yourself to THIER LEVEL!
Such a life changing task requires hours pacing, starring around the room like a shoplifter or a lost child, helplessly looking at tags. It is not an easy task at all, making a mistake at the point before you buy could spell utter doom and damnation for generations to come. You cannot leave once you have entered, passed THAT POINT OF NO RETURN. You are doomed. DOOMED like that fantastic 4 movie.
You finally settle for one, what you want is never there. You cannot buy one however, YOU MUST BUY THREE. If only to save 20%, there is logic to it, somewhere. Usually one of the attendants rushes towards you trying to earn a commission off you misery. While encouraging you to buy something else, something in a color that you would never wear outside, like G-unit - not without a gun and some mace.
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mad bull commented: Poor Owen... I have a few pants whe di waist getting tight, I could let you have those if you want... it might keep you out of Lees Fifth Avenue a bit longer... you want them? ;-) ... read 15 more
musical baton
written by owen, published 2005-May-20, comment
I've been passed the baton thrown the stick by Arie, so I guess I will have to provide some metadata, before trying to hit an unsuspecting passer-by. So, this means that I am next to tell you all what music I listen to. The screen shot of My Top Rated and is a not of the home list (1 of 3), the screenshot does not indicate anything about by varied musical tastes.
Total volume of music files on computer
804 mb on my ibook.
The last CD I bought was
Nelly Furtado CD with "Turn off the light" on it so diappointed never bought another cd.
Song playing right now
Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Bang
Five songs I listen to a lot, or that mean a lot to me
I listen to new songs a lot, repeatedly until newer ones replace then but I play the old ones on occasion. I favour the Life For Rent album by Dido Armstrong.
Five people to whom I'm passing the baton
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michael_halvorsen commented: you need to steal more music. ... read 9 more
dont try this at home
written by michael_halvorsen, published 2005-Apr-19, comment
on my way to chicago from kent, oh. amazing trip. don't try this at home (note, in mph).
Arie commented: Did that once on a Kawasaki ZXR-900. Not much fun going fast in a straight line. The real fun is in cornering. ... read 3 more