National wather commission and Jamaica urban transport company decided they were gonna strike.. the jutc strike strated yesterday at 5pm (yeh when i get off from work) so there was no bus to take me home.. nice work you assholes. eventually i get something. i get home about 6:30 or 7, take a 30 minute nap, then about at 8 i said time for a shower....... NO WATER. (these nwc bastards) and i'm one of the unfortunate ones who dont have a tank so i mean there was no water.
I now have reached to the point where I do absolutely nothing on the weekends. Nothing. Not even study for the ridiculous tests I have on Tuesday and Thursday. My mind does not seem to want to learn anything, anymore. It seems bent on reminding me that studying derailing my persute of world domination. Chewing away at my lack of focus. Procrastination. It seems impossible to clear my head. It is as if I was in a bad relationship with a stripper and now I miss her and can't seem to find another one to help me forget. I tried praying about it but it doesn't help, I can't ask for anything I want. I am a C student bent on smashing the hopes and dreams of my lecturers. The drama really means nothing, I just ride by and blow your brains out.
My weekends entail putting stuff in the washing machine. Which makes more noise than a jet engine but I love it because it loves me. Later I check my personal and work email accounts to see if my stripper has taken a mere moment from her time to acknowledge my existence with a few bytes of text. Self torture. Nothing. Nobody sends me anything though which is good. It means that nothing has gone wrong since the last time I gave them some rope with which to hang themselves. The client is always right. May the good lord shine the light on you.
I usually find myself dividing my time between watching television, sleeping and checking email. Sometimes since recently I might browse hi5 looking for a new stripper. But it gets addictive and my eyes start to hurt. I fall in love with the wrong women. With issues. All I want to do is wash your clothes. The wrong strippers tend to like to throw their poo like monkeys and I hate monkeys just as much as I hate people that drive hatch civics. I still don't have a camera so no new pictures. I am not buying anything or leaving my house on a weekend until I get that car.
michael_halvorsen commented: i find myself falling in love with what i guess, to be the wrong women. i really don't know though. is it a waste if nothing comes in the end? or is it not wasted time at all? who fucking knows. ... read 11 more
owen commented: those are some big pebbles there ... read 5 more
why do directors allow non-Jamaicans to play Jamaican roles in movies?
Maybe there are bad Russan accents too but I don't know because I'm not Russian. In fact, anyone else notice any BAD foreign accents? All the movies with baaaad Jamaican accents i.e. How Stella Got Her Groove Back
owen answered: I don't know I think the stereotypical "jamaican" accent was really created so that foreigners could understand what we are saying. And so we don't mind the bad accent too much.
It seems that at times we don't know how we soon either. I'll upload a mp3. ... read 10 more
She says: hey u busy I say: deya She says: wat a gwaan I say: deya, trying to get some stuff finished before I leave She says: k I say: so whats up I say: no gym today? I say: check out link to casio.com/ products/ Timepiece / Pathfinder I say: sorry wrong window She says: wats this I say: sorry wrong window I say: its a casio watch I say: obviously She says: y would u send a casino watch 2 me u hear i gamble I say: ok I say: so ah whats up I say: I'm going to post this on a website. She says: broken hearted cant tell if someone is using me or not She says: i need some advise from u been dats u r a guy too
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