written by owen on 2006-Nov-13.
Sometimes I wonder why they still make regular corn flakes. Is it that somebody just forgot to put the frosting on? I cannot believe that there are actual LIVING people out there that are still THAT backward thinking. Especially in this day and age of modern technology. Tragedy, when you lose control and you got no soul. An age in which regular flakes can be magically impregnated with sugary stuff until it forms into frosted goodness. A age in which we have things like frosted wheat squares and co-co-puffs. Cheap corn flakes is not as good - trust me - there are somethings in life you have to pay full price. Corn flakes is one of them, prostitutes and monkeys are not.
It reminds me also of the money I wasted on a subway, sandwich, cookie and juice. I mean it IS a vegetable sandwich, it tastes neither good nor bad. It was as "fresh" as they said. I would describe it as being similar to picking a leaf off a cabbage (still in the ground) and eating it - it was that fresh. But I would not waste my money on that again because FRESHNESS NO FULL BELLY. Plus it did not have a "zing" to it - that "zing" you get from spicy chicken cooked to a crisp in an oil like substance. I enjoyed the cookie, although on the package it said that it might contain "NUTS" NOT LISTED IN THE INGREDIENTS. Nuts? I did not see any ingredients on the paper bag. Even worst it was copyrighted in 2005 by a company I have never heard about called "Doctor's". It is more than it seems.
I fought the war but the war won. I am hungry now, as I type this to myself in a girly voiceover. I don't want to learn to hold you, touch you, think that your mine. I need a few more lines to fill my 3 paragraph quota before I go to sleep. I would have you know that its Friday night and I won't post this until Sunday. In the hopes that hopefully something more exciting happens in the next 24 hours. I could never see tomorrow, I was never told about the sorrows. It took me close to 2 hours to write, analyze, organize while listening to the Bee Gees, George Michael and Rod Stewart. Wish that I knew what I know now when I was younger.
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comments
What I don't get is shredded wheat without frosting. Unbelievable.
The corn flakes, I get. It's pretty sweet by itself and some people(like me) drink soy milk which has added sugar.
by Gods Child 2006-Nov-13
are you lactose intolerant?
by owen 2006-Nov-14
no, I am not. Milk just tastes bad. Also, when I think about where it comes from and what they strain out of it--I just shudder.
by Gods Child 2006-Nov-14
oh, ok its not like they strain blood out of but I get what your saying. I have the same feelings about intestine soup.
by owen 2006-Nov-14
sugar is bad for you!
you should be looking for no sugar cereal.
by Yamfoot 2006-Nov-13
sweets for my sweet. sugar for my honey
by owen 2006-Nov-14
that's right....have honey instead!
by Yamfoot 2006-Nov-14
Frosting? Yuk ;-). No one wants sugar at breakfast.
by tristan 2006-Nov-14
I never really got frosted flakes anyway. When you put it in the milk, it still tastes like regular cornflakes. I like the original better. As for your Subsandwish, i find that it costs more to eat healthy and less to eat fatty. Go with the one you can afford, besides i dont think weight agrees with you Owen.
by Tami 2006-Nov-15
I'm sorry God made me skinny and made you 2 persons perfectly conjoined but thats just how life goes. Can't win them all, our love will survive either way.
by owen 2006-Nov-15
Listening to the Bee Gees is nothing. I was listening to Abba and the Carpenters the other day!
by mad bull 2006-Nov-16
Abba is the shiznit! you know that madonna song "hung up"? yup there is some ABBA in that.
by owen 2006-Nov-16
Wow. A post on corn flakes. Never thought I'd see the day. You pull it off though. You are cordially invited to my blogoversary celebration.
by Leon 2006-Nov-16
only time will tell what I'll write about next week
by owen 2006-Nov-16
Absolute quality. I love this sort of reasonably ignorant ranting. Its why blogs exidt right? Fair do's, but I imagine that you aren't a healthy type of guy owen? Probably a bit overweight? Yes I thought so. All processed cereals are crap. Cookies? Crap. Processed "zingy" chicken? LMAO! Absolute crapolla! Please take better care of yourself dude, or you'll be writing your blog from the safety of a hospital bed awaiting your first coronary angiogram! Try some porridge with bee pollen and a tad of honey if you can't stomach it 'unsweetened' for breakfast. Cook yourself sommat useful for lunch the night before, like grilled chicken with a bit of salad. (Easy on the mayo). Get it together dude!
by All Saint 2006-Nov-17
ok, cool, but are you the same guy that keeps posting a answer to the riding dirty question?
by owen 2006-Nov-17
I missed u so.
Promise to make u a good healthy breakfast when I get back.
Love the pic of Knutsford Courts well dressed underbelly.
by Island Spice 2006-Nov-20
wow, I though I was the only person who noticed the well dressed underbelly. I got a jungle vibe from it. :)
by owen 2006-Nov-20