written by owen on 2015-Apr-23.

I did not even know you could make malta from corn syrup. Someone invented a twist off pop cap to save the people from painfully watching someone try to pop a bottle cap with their teeth. Nothing but carbohydrates in this. I got so bored drinking it that I poured some in my corn flakes to give the milk a little flavor.

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