written by owen on 2007-Apr-07.
Its just the start of april and already the shelves at the local rundown, cheap, over priced, supermarket are stacked with easter bun. Not specifically easter bun, but rather random buns from random bun making places. Worst yet I have been cheating on easter and eating bun during the year. Now I'm just totally sick bun like I'm sick of working for a living. Plus I've stopped eating cheese because it did totally rough fellatio on my pores. Being able to have the regular bun all throughout the year kinda make it lose its milk-cow.
Apparently now its spring and there is a tree outside my house of which I of which I keep taking pictures. I pick up little habits easily. I should have told you this. Sometimes when I go to various buildings in the corporate area I take pictures of the paintings that they have on the walls - If I ever become an art thief. I may not be the best boyfriend but I'll take you on a wild, weird ride of randomness - sorry I can't help it - I'm torn. Tell me to do something once and I'll keep doing it until you explode. Know thy self, for in knowing ones self thou shall know God.
I may have told you this before but there is old lady that sits outside her house at odd hours of the night. I have never said a word to this woman. I pass by her house on my way to and from work. I wave and smile. Sometimes, lately, I just feel uncomfortable and wish she would just go into her house and not FORCE ME INTO BEING POLITE. It pisses me off when I know that THERE IS NO POSSIBLE WAY TO NOT SEE HER THERE. She knows it and I know it, yet she still tortures me. Sometimes I take something out of my pocket and act like I'm busy, just to avoid contact, it makes me feel dirty. One of these days I'm going to show her the finger.
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Walk wid you camera and get the shot when you show her the bird! It should be hilarious! [congrats]
by Mad Bull 2007-Apr-08
I don't think she'll appreciate dat at all [nasty]
by owen 2007-Apr-10
Actually, I have experienced that feeling too...
by Mad Bull 2007-Apr-08
or you could wear a disguise and pretend not to see her. Then she will think you are crazy.
by Gods Child 2007-Apr-09
how will this solve anything? I mean really how?
by owen 2007-Apr-10
Oh, you wanted a solution? I was just thinking it might be fun. You'll have to come up with your own solution. [mocking]
by Gods Child 2007-Apr-10
I say the next time you walk by, you carry on a perfectly logical (and loud) conversation with your anonymous friend beside you, then stop in front of her house and insist that your anonymous friend say hello. Tell him you're not leaving until he says hello to the lady.
If she doesn't get up and go into the house after that little display, then she's crazier than you and you should seek an alternate route.
by Simplenigma 2007-Apr-09
are you crazy?
by owen 2007-Apr-10
um.. get an mp3 player.. cranking and just keep waking kid. don't look side to side just keep moving forward
by taylor 2007-Apr-10
dude this is jamaica, you neva know when a tief will run up on you and jack your stuff - got to be conscious
by owen 2007-Apr-10
I see that lady every single day too... boye, i know ow u feel.. really annoyed. well i never said hello, but sometimes tempted to, damn watever she needs to stay in her house sometimes.
by Tammy 2007-Apr-14