written by owen on 2012-Jan-13.
The year has passed so quickly and the amount of people that died was astronomical. Not to mention the fact that the grinch stole christmas. I feel like I had just found a big piece of tomato in a little sandwich and it so big that I have to pick it out and throw it away out of utter disgust. If you start the war - how is it going to stop?
I forgot to do a christmas post. Christmas was a hectic time and I had to driving people around like a monkey on a safari in the north pole. It the beginning of a new year and something has managed to change ever so slightly to the point where I get annoyed. Annoyances is apart of life like taxes but do not let them get the best of you - tomorrow is another day.
This year is either going to be the best year ever or total apocalypse. Usually I don't mind odds like that but I have watched enough movies to know when things just look strange and music starts playing and monkeys start throwing shit that I need to map out the location of the nears cave and keep rations under my bed. I need to invest in a solar power microwave oven.