i've been watching a large amount of the Animal Planet again. Not because none of my other movie channels are working and I haven't called the cable operator because I hate interacting with people that would allow me to live in pain and despair. Twits I'm looking at you. But mostly because I love the wonderful vistas and far-away-ed-ness of it all. I love whales and monkeys. Despite all my rage I'm still just a rat in a cage.
I keep seeing this cellphone network advertisement where the man and the woman are talking about 10 sprinkles on a cup of ice-cream. When suddenly, with the biggest, most ignorant smile on his face the husband take the jar of sprinkles and DUMPS IT ALL OVER THE COUNTER. I have never been so annoyed at anything not directly related to me as that scene. Its not as if I had to go and clean it up but its like when you watch a movie and a man gets kicked in the nuts and you feel it - even if you ovaries you should be able to relate.
I've been consistently bored lately, I'm not sure why. Maybe my head is about to explode or hurricane season taking too long to arrive. I don't believe in anything except bandwidth, All i see is HD movie trailers, I may need to go to rehab. I wanna be rich and I want lots of money. I don't care about clever, I don't care about funny. Cricket seems to be quite unpredictable today - who woulda thunket.
Mad Bull commented: I love how the ice cream parlour guy asked what the man wants with the sprinkles after he threw them out. I love the look on the parlour guy's face. I didn't even realise what the advert was about. I think the advert was so ineffective, marketing-wise! I love wine, women, song and fast cars, if I am driving. Whales and monkeys can kiss my ass! Actually, I would rather they did not, but you know what I mean. I also love the far-awayed-ness of Blue Mountain Peak and the Grand Canyon. Everyone wanna be rich and want lots of money. Its not hurricane season I was wurried about, its mango season, but now that its here, I am making sure I get mine! All I see are ripe mangoes and girls in apple bottom jeans, and I'm cool with that.
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There are certain people that I avoid. And certain people which are simply unavoidable. After many years of research I've discovered something that I've always known - that lawyers, women that work in banks and nurses are not particularly good for my health or carefree lifestyle. I've said it before, many times, I live in my own world so stop pyschoanalyzing me! I have Sigmund Freud blocked on both facebook and hi5. This world is only gonna break your heart.
I'm eating bread pudding for lunch because the lunch people are being evil, while I watch a TED talk by Felix Denis and sip on the Citrus punch I brought from home this morning. Made with natural spring water (as if it matters). Nothing good can come of this, time rules all. Youth can never come again, we have drunk the summer wine. So much to do so little time. Count thy blessings, not thy years.
I have some cool new projects in the back of my head but there is never the right time or mood to get them out. what you are seeing now are ideas that have been festering in the back of my head 10 years ago. I don't know. Take it easy on the baby food. I bought a bag of apples and I'm going to go home and eat them. Today is the best day ever. Tomorrow, Saturday, I will remember to get up early,it going to be a long day. Have a good weekend and just dance, its going to be ok.
If amazon sends me another hot deal on a HD tv I'm going to flip the F out. For every silly/useless forward/chain letter that you send me I will re-send you twice the amount from an even more annoying person. Its just a matter of time before you can order pets with fluorescent genes.
Somehow I ended my in BK and bought a Cinnamon Roll. It was just a one time thing (because they had run out of pie). Vitamin A 15%, Calcium 35%, Iron 15% and lots of sugar, cholesteral, sat fat, sodium. I mean, yes, I know it was made in a bakery somewhere in Chicago. I curse my self and pray forgiveness everyday for buying something that was not made in Jamaica. but damn it - it was simply yummy.
People make life much worst than it has to be. On a whole we are a failed species. The future is not ours to see, whatever will be, will be. Que sera, sera.
Recently I've been falling back into my bad habits. All I wanted was to sell like 500 and be a ghetto superstar since my first album, Blunted. Oddly enough I haven't been inspired by any music lately. Not sure if it is the fact that I no longer have a computer or the fact that I was gifted a standing fan to blow my dreams away. I've always figured life was a sum of the the things you have and the things you don't. And now I have a fan - I wonder what I've lost.
You would not believe the stuff that I have on the back burner, festering in my mind. Frequent hand washing with soap and water may have also led to the lack of dreams. I know how it feels, you are not the only one. Or could it be that I've been reading 12000 lines of a single report? Light as a feather. Blank CD's are cheap.
Cancer for the cure. Cover mouth and nose when sneezing and coughing. If you use a hand towel or tissue to cough and sneeze, dispose of it properly. Do not use your unclean hands to touch your nose and mouth. Wash your hands after touching door knobs. If soap and water are not available, hand gels can substitute. Avoid contacts with persons with flu-like symptoms. Avoid crowded places. Avoid intimate contact including handshaking. If you experience severe illness resulting from flu visit your doctor or nearest health facility immediately. Really?
As I get older I being to realise certain things that were I never realized before; Firstly I talk with my hands alot. Secondly my planet does not revolve around a sun and hence does not have seasons, I'm emotionally closed off and I develop habits easily. I don't know why I'm even telling you this but eventually you'll discover that 50% of your problems can be solved by painter's tape. Painter's tape rules.
Ever since I started the Pimp Juice category I have become obsessed with the labels on the things I drink. I will interrogate the label of every can or bottle to make sure that it contains 100% of something. Whether it be 100% alcohol, vitamin A, B, C, just something - ANYTHING. Or else drinking it is simply a waste of time.
It seems that the older I get the more I tend to say that "I'm not a birthday person". Its true, I'm really not a birthday person. The thing is, one should avoid trying to get me something that I like because really and truly, the sound of rain falling a zinc roof is wonderful. Its a miracle only surpassed by existence of monkeys and tomato ketchup in little packets.