Well, when I was a small child an operation was being performed to remove my tonsils and I had an out of body experience. I totally floated out of my body... I was able to see the doctor performing the operation from above his head. After the operation I was able to give an exact description of the instruments used during the operation...the doctor was in Shock and Awe!!
Death and I dated each other twice before, both on occassions while I was coming from school. While walking down a busy main road one right, Death and another friend rode up beside me on bicycles and started asking me questions. I found it interesting that persons would generously feel the need to escort me down the road that night, until Death and the friend placed a gun in my side and asked me for my phone and all that I had. (Actually, come to think of it, it could have been a banana for all I knew - I never really had a chance to look. Anyway, if it was a banana, it would have had the same effect as a gun, because..) I got scared and handed over all of my possessions.
Apparently, Death had liked our date that night, because only two weeks later it decided to make a rendezvous tryst with me and hopped on a bus with 6 of its friends and had a group date with me, and all the other passengers while on my way home from school. This time, it decided to show its affection for me by placing a gun to my chest (this time I knew it was a gun and not a banana) and death asked me for my phone (again!) and all my possessions. Well, fortunately, I had no phone to give to Death, since I had already relinquished it on our last date together. Therefore, this time I was only able to donate all I had on me, $60, which was my bus fare. I don't think Death would have wanted my school books and pens, so I chose not to hand those over. This time the date ended with Death shooting one of the passengers in front of me, killing him. I think Death is jealous of me.
Also, I think Death is becoming too expensive to support, therefore I told Death that I will not be dating it anymore. Sometimes it still calls my phone in the nights, but I dont answer.
The most dangerous thing I do is cross the road, I often drink out of the same cup several times and I also live without warning. I swallowed a piece of ice once and it got stuck in my thoat - perfect crime.
My sister saved my life when I was 2. I fell out of my bedroom window two story's high, I was going head first for the patio when she managed to grab my foot. Now that's what I call lucky!!!
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Well, when I was a small child an operation was being performed to remove my tonsils and I had an out of body experience. I totally floated out of my body... I was able to see the doctor performing the operation from above his head. After the operation I was able to give an exact description of the instruments used during the operation...the doctor was in Shock and Awe!!
by Charles 2006-Apr-29
Death and I dated each other twice before, both on occassions while I was coming from school. While walking down a busy main road one right, Death and another friend rode up beside me on bicycles and started asking me questions. I found it interesting that persons would generously feel the need to escort me down the road that night, until Death and the friend placed a gun in my side and asked me for my phone and all that I had. (Actually, come to think of it, it could have been a banana for all I knew - I never really had a chance to look. Anyway, if it was a banana, it would have had the same effect as a gun, because..) I got scared and handed over all of my possessions.
Apparently, Death had liked our date that night, because only two weeks later it decided to make a rendezvous tryst with me and hopped on a bus with 6 of its friends and had a group date with me, and all the other passengers while on my way home from school. This time, it decided to show its affection for me by placing a gun to my chest (this time I knew it was a gun and not a banana) and death asked me for my phone (again!) and all my possessions. Well, fortunately, I had no phone to give to Death, since I had already relinquished it on our last date together. Therefore, this time I was only able to donate all I had on me, $60, which was my bus fare. I don't think Death would have wanted my school books and pens, so I chose not to hand those over. This time the date ended with Death shooting one of the passengers in front of me, killing him. I think Death is jealous of me.
Also, I think Death is becoming too expensive to support, therefore I told Death that I will not be dating it anymore. Sometimes it still calls my phone in the nights, but I dont answer.
by Kaschief 2006-Apr-30
Only in my dreams, never in this realm though... I'm the wuss type so no adventure over here.
by OddOne 2006-Apr-30
Kaschief, you really need to stop going outside.
The most dangerous thing I do is cross the road, I often drink out of the same cup several times and I also live without warning. I swallowed a piece of ice once and it got stuck in my thoat - perfect crime.
by owen 2006-Apr-30
once I almost drowned.
by Gods Child 2006-May-01
please see:
www.owensoft.net/v4/item/455/ &
michaelhalvorsen.com/blog/174
by michael_halvorsen 2006-May-01
My sister saved my life when I was 2. I fell out of my bedroom window two story's high, I was going head first for the patio when she managed to grab my foot. Now that's what I call lucky!!!
by Gracie 2006-May-02
i practically drowned when i was 5.
pretty scary.
have been shit scared of swimming since.
by me 2006-May-13
the closest I've come to death was when I was three I Almost cut my thumb off with a box opener.
by jane22 2006-Jun-19