written by owen on 2014-Jul-31.
I usually just stick to a smirnoff ice but since I didn't drive and there was an open bar with no bartender; at the pool party I kinda went experimenting with the wide selection of vodka until I hit up an American Honey bourbon and I must say it's delicious. I think this the thing that old men sit in bars all day and drink until they have big beer bellies. Its definitely a creeper, sweet and supple like a (insert something here). I left the party with the bottle because I have no shame and love knows no boundaries.